

Dear Laney,
Spring has sprung, and it was about 70 degrees outside today. I mention this so I won't get any angry calls from your grandmother(s) demanding, "WHY AREN'T THERE ANY CLOTHES ON THAT BABY?!?"
In addition to being half-naked in the dirt, you also went to Wal-Mart this afternoon and had your diaper changed in the bathroom of the Firestone tire place. All in all, today we scored an 80% on the Redneck-O-Meter. You had Mama, but you were missing trains, trucks, prison and gettin' drunk.
Thank God.
Love,
Mom
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