It seems that tensions between you and Santa Claus have not cooled over the past year. Because if you liked last year's Santa photo...
...you're going to LOVE this year's:
You took one look at Santa, and I could tell things were going to go downhill in a hurry. By the time we propped you on his lap, you were bawling. But in your defense, Santa did smell strangely of coffee and cigarettes.
I thought if I held you it might help the situation, even though I had shown up at the mall with no make-up and in sweatpants. It was after a moment like this when someone first coined that phrase about two wrongs not making a right. But at least my crying pulls some of the focus from your crying, am I right? Incidentally, I am crying over yet another failed $30 photo session.
See you next year, Santa!
Love,
Mom
Santa does seem to have satisfied smirk on his face, does he not?
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