Dear Laney,
For Christmas, your honorary Uncle Brian sent you an Amazon.com gift bag. If anyone asks you about this present, you say, "Is my fav'rite one I ever seen."
If anyone asks you about the enormous stuffed dinosaur that happened to come with it, you say, "Uh...he sleeping."
Poor T-Rex... to come all this way from the Cretaceous just to be stuck in perpetual time-out.
Love,
Mom
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