Sample Conversation With Your Dad

Brooke: Thanks for picking Laney up from school. Hey - where's her barrette?

Thor: I dunno.

Brooke: sighs. Well, we'll probably never see it again.

Thor: So?

Brooke: So that's the fourth barrette we've lost.

Thor: So why not quit using 'em?

Brooke: rolls eyes. Because...when her hair's free to run wild like that, she looks like some hopeless ragamuffin that you picked up on the side of I-90 and decided to drop off at daycare.

Thor: So?

So? So if it was up to your dad, you'd probably wear track shorts to Prom.

Love,

Mom